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Originally Posted by Johnny Makarov
Here is how we sign Johnny for under $10mil.
1. You put a lifetime ban on Eric Francis at the Dome.
2. You put a lifetime ban on Eric Francis at press conferences out of town.
3. You promise him that you will not buy out Monahan
4. You give his wife the role of Verna Yiu as the CEO of AHS.
5. You keep shoveling his driveway.
6. You give his mom and dad a penthouse suite in whatever condo building they build next to the new arena.
7. You make sure he never has a Calgarypuck account so he doesn't read Timbit's hate posts about him.
8. You put Eric Francis in a hockey bag and dump him in the Elbow River.
8 X 9.0 mil!
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Nice that you do all that but you come up short on the $
10M minimum to get his signature