[FlamesAddiction]

I feel like Woodcroft is about to do a comedy routine.

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Guys, guys, let me tell ya to a man... I just flew in from Edmonton, and boy are my arms tired! *bood oop tiss

I gotta say though, how great it's been to have Kane on the Oilers. Kane's estranged wife was quite relieved when he signed with the Oilers. She knows that the Oilers don't beat anyone... I'm just sayin'. *bood oop tiss

No seriously folks, being serious now. I am sick and tired of people saying Connor McDavid is a baby. He is nothing like a baby because even babies will stop crying after a while. *bood oop tiss

And to anyone saying that the Oilers played like a bag of #### the other night, I disagree. There is a big difference between a bag of #### and the Oilers. That difference is, of course, the bag. *bood oop tiss

Josh Archiblad, what can I say? It's been really difficult for him the past year, but he received a lot of support, including from former First Lady Melania Trump. They both know what it is like trying to go through life avoiding a prick! *bood oop tiss

Also, just stop picking on Kassian and saying that Lucic emasculated him the other night. Not true! Everyone knows the only way to emasculate Kassian is to kick his sister in the chin. *bood oop tiss