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					Originally Posted by  CaptainYooh
					 
				 
				My wife invited her whole extended family over for dinner tonight ... and I just got a call from someone offering me a pair of Club seats for the game.  Looking for clever, ingenious ways of wiggling my way out of the dinner without getting into a marital problem.   
 
CP Brain Trust, HELP! 
			
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Open with "I can't believe you would do this," then start crying. It'll take care of itself from there.