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Originally Posted by Matata

500 years ago a horse was a working man's possession and bj's were illegal. Nowadays, horses are playthings for the rich and you can get a beej for twenty bucks if you're not particular.

My personal minimum for blowing Elon would be $15,000. Below that and it's not enough of a step forward in life to give me sufficient motivation, above that and it starts to feel foolish to throw that kind of money away. How hard can it be? I got one, I know how it works, I'm probably pretty good at it. If I can get through a 10 minute cold shower surely I can get through this.

Just the one?