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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Game 1 - Calgary starts slow, Markstrom holds them in it. In the second period the Flames pick up the pace and muscule the Oilers all over the ice. Smith lets in a stinker and glares at Nurse. Flames win 4-1 with an en
Game 2 - Smith goes for a wander and lets in a stinker again, exchanges words with Nurse. Drasaitl goes for a cheap spear on Tkachuk, who dodges it. Drasaitl's ankle literally explodes. McDavid starts his transformation to hobo. Flames win 2-1. McDavid shows leadership by leaving the ice before anyone else and ignoring Woodcroft.
Game 3 - The Oilers win 3-1, the hype train in Edmonton explodes. Of particular note. Smith lets in a goal that's tipped off on Nurse. The glare comes out.
Game 4 - The Oilers come out fat and lazy. Smith see's 5 goals pumped by him in the first 5 minutes. He loses it and jumps Nurse slamming his head into the ice. In a sad moment poolparty chokes when he jams his tongue up his nose chasing the elusive mother load. McDavid glares at his team mates. Kane is on the phone with his bookie betting against the Oilers. Koskinen comes in and the Flames pump 8 goals high glove side. Calgary 13 Oilers 1 (late goal and Mcdavid celebrates like he won the Stanley Cup. when his team mates go to hug him he screams "Don't touch me losers this is my highlight reel"
Game 5 - Skinner starts and his mocked as the Dome faithful chants SKIIINNNER. Smith is in the pressbox. A puck goes in off of Nurse and Smith hits a flying elbow off of the pressbox onto Nurse. McDavid scores in the first, but the Flames fire 6 by Skinner in the second. McDavid taps Draisaitl on the shoulder and says "lets go", and they leave. A stunned Woodcroft calls his mom and she hangs up on him. Flames 16 Oilers 2
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I like your version more.