I just want to see a line brawl in the first 5 minutes of game one that ends with Lucic holding McDavid's dead eyed head over his head while making Tuskan Raider sounds. Of course Kassian will be hiding under the Oilers bench while crying for his Mommy while MT mercilessly mocks him.
Draisaitl stumbling around the ice after being impaled with a broken hockey stick, and Smith lying on the ice nursing his exploded groin after trying to take a step up the ice to engage in a bro down with JM.
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