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Originally Posted by PepsiFree

Hey now, don’t judge me. My life was a lot more fulfilling before I lost 5/9 of my children to hockey superstitions. Now the rest have to stay in the cages until the Flames win the cup because I hear them whispering, plotting all night, trying to come up with some scheme to escape and kill me in my sleep. They’ve gone completely rabid. I’m actually not sure what I’m going to do, on one hand I have to hope the Flames win the cup though that means their release and my certain death. On the other, the Flames getting shut out in a four game sweep could really free me from this prison I’ve created for myself.

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