[Zamboniman]

I spent all day yesterday doing research to email to Daryl for how to win this game. Complex math filled many a chalkboard. Bayesian differential calculus with imaginary numbers. Along the way I accidentally solved the Collatz Conjecture and Goldbach's Conjecture. I also accidentally figured out how to make calling penalties an exact science without any controversy, but when I told the league they said they knew about that already but are ignoring it because it's more fun the way they do it.

But all that's an aside.

I figured it out. After exhaustive work, I figured it out!! I know how the Flames can win tonight!! And it's absolutely guaranteed! A surefire method! No doubts at all.

And here it is, for everybody:

They will need to score at least one more goal than Dallas.

I already emailed my findings to Daryl. For some reason, I have yet to receive any response or thank you.

Whew! Glad that's sorted! The rest should be fairly straightforward, right? Just go and do that, and they'll win.