Jim Playfair, Daryl Sutter, and Craig MacTavish are all on a cruise over the summer holidays together. When all of a sudden their ship is taken over my pirates! They tie the three of them up and go to make them walk the plank when the pirate captain came out and said "rrrrr, I'se be in a good mood on this morn. I'll tell you what, if the three of you have a combined penis size of 21 inches, I'll let you go and you can have your boat back."
The three looked at each other, thinking there's no other option they agree.
First Jim Playfair pulls down his pants, the pirates measure... 10 inches!!!
Impressed they move onto Daryl Sutter, pull his pants down and measure... 10 inches!!!
Then they get to the one they call T-Mac. They pull his pants down and measure... once they measure they put the ruler they're using away and take out a measuring tape, then a protractor for good meaure. Sure enough T-Mac comes in with a penis size of ONE INCH!
The pirates say you meet the combined 21 inches and let them go.
On the boat ride back to land Playfair and Sutter say to MacTavish "man we're sure lucky you had that inch there" To which MacTavish replies "boys you're sure lucky I had an erection!"
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