A young couple were taking the train home to calgary, looking forward
to getting home after a long trip. As the train moved through the night
they both fell asleep listening to the drone of the rails.
Suddenly there was a load crash, and they were thrown violently from their seats. Just as quickly everything returned to normal and the train resumed it's journey.
That morning when the train arrived home in Calgary, the husband complemented the conductor on how smooth a ride it had been, but what had caused that late night commotion.
The conductor replied "Oh that, well, we hit an Oiler fan sleeping in front of the train".
The husband was shocked. "You hit an Oiler fan on the railway tracks?"
"Naw", said the conductor,"He was in the middle of the field, but we got him anyways!!"
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