Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said David, "He plays for the Edmonton Oilers , but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
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