A guy in a limo sees a bunch of people in a field eating grass. He orders the driver to stop.
Rich Man: Why are you eating grass?
Poor Man: This is my family and we're so poor we can't afford to buy food.
Rich Man: Come in my limo we have to get you fed right away. Bring you're whole family.
Poor Man: Thank-you so much for your kindness. Where are we going?
Rich Man: Oh, you'll love my place. I had to fire the gardner and the grass is at least a foot high.
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