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Old 03-30-2007, 04:36 PM   #100
Daradon
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Originally Posted by Cheese View Post
Bessie Braddock: Sir, you are drunk!
Churchill: And you, Madam, are ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober.


Churchill: Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?
Socialite: My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course...
Churchill: Would you sleep with me for five pounds?
Socialite: Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!
Churchill: Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price.
Would have thought you would have had the Churchill quote that went (I forget if the woman was anyone important) :

Woman: You sir are a drunken boorish brute, if you were my husband I'd put poison in your drink.
Churchill: If you were my wife madam, I'd drink it.
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