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Old 03-30-2007, 12:32 PM   #83
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Bessie Braddock: Sir, you are drunk!
Churchill: And you, Madam, are ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober.


Churchill: Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?
Socialite: My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course...
Churchill: Would you sleep with me for five pounds?
Socialite: Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!
Churchill: Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price.
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