A Chinese couple gets married.
She's a virgin.
Truth be told, he is not all that experienced either.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her
husband undresses.
He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.
"My darring" he says, I know dis your firss time and you berry
frighten.
I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting
you want.
Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes
will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for
her request.
She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try somethin I
have heard about... numbaa 69".
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries...
"You want... Chicken wiff broccori?"
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