What did the man say when he saw the elephant walking over the hill?
"Hey! Look at the elephant walking over the hill!"
What did the man say when he saw the elephant walking over the hill with sunglasses on?
Nothing. He didn't recognize him.
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What do you call a leper's bathwater?
Stew
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Confucius say, man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Confucius say, it take many screw to build crib, but only one to fill it.
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