What has 2 legs and is red all over? ............ Half a cat.
How do you get 4 elephants into a Volkswagon? .... 2 in the front, 2 in the back.
How do you know if there are 2 elephants in your fridge? ..... 8 footprints in the butter.
How do you know if there are 4 elephants in your fridge? ..... There's a Volkswagon parked in your driveway.. (Insert rimshot)..
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