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Originally posted by GreaseIsTheWord@Dec 22 2004, 12:44 AM
We have a complex?
And who has a huge gripe with what our media says? Could it be all you banjo-picking inbreds? Do you have a problem with our paved roads or do you have a problem with the fact that our citizenry have all teeth?
And everytime a Shelbyvillian remarks on the number of "mulletheads" in Edmonton I have to laugh hysterically - I've seen more Stetson-wearing, mullet-sporting, deformed freaks of incest in Calgary than I've ever thought possible! Mississippi comes to mind and it's a staggering understatement. That pathetic excuse for a rodeo is more than adequate proof.
Gosh, Flamers fans sure are ugly! I went to flamesgirls.com and was barraded with shocking images of "ladies" (overweight whores) proudly showing off their permed mullets - I suppose Calgary women could be attractive in certain areas of Texas, but guess what? It's almost 2005 and Bonanza was cancelled ages ago!
The rest of Canada knows that Alberta has a stereotype of right-leaning hicks, but in Calgary its on a whole other level.
Go back to trying to sell your sh*t city off by proclaiming Banff is only hours away - God knows theres no reason why anyone would actually want to venture into the city limits.
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hahahaha couldn't afford an apartment in Dover? No matter Calgary welcomes you anyways. If you have any problems with incest in Calgary you would have to talk to our resident expert AlbertGQ.