[Itse]

0-1 wins = a bad joke.
2-3 wins = a joke.

4 wins = bare minimum.
5 wins = meh, but not a disaster.
6 wins = I'm feeling alright.
7 wins = pretty good.

8-11 wins = a really good season.

12-15 wins = a fantastic season.

16 wins = orgasm.

(Obviously any series loss to the Oilers would be a disaster, but I don't see that happening, even if the Oilers are somehow making the second round, which I think they won't.)