04-24-2022, 12:23 AM
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Franchise Player
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Around the League Report
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Selective Memory Loss
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the Lames haven't gotten past the 1st round since 04. that tradition will continue.
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Wouldn’t it be second round? They beat us in the first round in 15
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that doesn't count because i erased it from my memory
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The Must-Win
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This is as must win as you get. Go Canucks!!!
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Do it die, boys! Let’s go!
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Same as last game CGY is going to choke and lose or at least surrender a point. Season series Started 1-0 in ot and it will end 1-0 in ot.
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Playoffs chances are slim to none but still hoping for a good effort from the bois.
Show me what you’re made of!
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Lol. Some fans are actually gonna say this for real. Some seriously LOW expectations on this board. “Well we almost made the playoffs” lol. Meanwhile contenders aren’t happy until they make the cup finals etc.
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Markstrom is taking the night off because he's scared of Chiasson
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I like Vladar but hopefully he has a ####e game tonight lol
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I'm a recovering hopium addict
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Broadcaster Woes
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Oh CHRIST - Singh and Greg Millen?!?!?
I might have to watch this one on mute.
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At least Cassie isn't there but Singh is rough to listen to
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A guy having explosive diarrhea into the mic would be better.
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Holy ####. No Cassie Campbell. That’s a sign
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Enjoy the next 20 minutes of Kelly Hrudey sniffing the Flames farts.
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Flames ring it off the post and silence
Singh 20 seconds later: "and it was off the post"
Ho-hum
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Boy, have I got a deal for you
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Flames lineup has so many of our sloppy seconds that I feel like I should be watching the game through Tinder…
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Flames have been gifted a core from Vancouver :
Tkachuk, 1st line LW (Juolevi whiff)
Toffoli, 2nd line RW
Andersson, Top 4 RHD (Baertschi trade)
Tanev, Top 4 RHD
Markstrom, elite goalie (Demko better tho)
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We gifted Calgary a playoff core. SMH
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Fr lmao. All of Benning’s cap casualties on their team, plus Tkachuk who should’ve been a Van pick. Hard not to have FOMO
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Matthew Tkachuk uses 'password' as his computer password.
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I'm going to say this once, do the stuff Tkachuk is doing, if he gets injured on a dirty play, I will have no sympathy for him, it will be the karma punishing him for being a bitch.
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Jesus Christ it's Tyler Foli
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Goodbranson also making his presence felt
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I forgot how much I truly hate Gudbranson
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Eric Badbranson just finished binge watching Oz judging by how he jumped his bunkmate Garland. Yikes big fella go easy.
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man gud riding garland like a pony
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Gudbranson interferes with and held Miller behind the ply. No penalty
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Lindholm with #40!
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Ah yes, the patented canucks lazy start with 3 grade A chances against already.
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Can we get 4 30 goal scorers next year?
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Umm.. thats a terrible way to start the 2nd
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Please rest Demko next game. Please. It’s over. Please rest him. We need him next year.
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Quick movement and the Canucks PK breaks down right away.
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Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit......
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Excuse me Tyler could you kindly #### off
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I heard we lost last game cause we ran out of smelling salts. Need to tape a pair below Demko's nose to make the playoffs.
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Dube rips it in front
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Flat tire effort. BB should just scream at the team.
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That went from 0-0 boring game to 2-0 real quick
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Just started watching
Noticed Demko is in the net, what the hell is bourdreau doing. That’s is an embarrassing decision bordering on negligence.
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dude that gave me joel otto dominating us in the slot flashbacks
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Calgary team who pretty much had only Lindholm’s 40th to play for smells blood…
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Respectfully, what the f*** are we doing?
No one looks good
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Bruh.....I turn away from the game for 5 minutes and they are down 2-0.....faaaaaaaaack!
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Biggest problem with this group is their immaturity.
Not ready to play. Look disinterested as hell since they think the season is over.
Absolute joke leaving the goalie of the dry like this.
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Bad Out-of-Town News
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Seattle teased us with a 2-0 lead on Dallas, now it's 3-2 Stars.. I'm starting to lose hope. I'm not even going to watch the Ducks/Kings games tonight cause I know the Ducks will #### that up too.
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#### Seattle for choking a 2 goal lead
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Big Boys
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Calgary plays such fat #### hockey
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It feels like being stapled to the boards is our prime offensive strategy the last few games.
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Rictchie just knocked a Canuck player away from the puck no call…
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Especially with Lucic, Ritchie, Gudbranson, and Zadorov all on the ice at once.
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Omfg ! These swagger jackers took the Luuuuuuu for Lucic ? #### offffffffff #######s !!!
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This team needs size. It seems like all the heavy-hitting responsibility falls just on one player. Dorsett, Rousel, and now Schenn.
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This. We are too small a team. I made a comment after the Minnesota game that we were playing beer league and this is what I meant. We don't throw the body, we just slap at sticks. The second we play against a team that is willing to play the body we crumble.
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Lucic look like a ####ing goof with that outfit.
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Only Tyler Myers would allow a 2 on 1 to materialize out of nothing to Milan Lucic lmao.
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I would have turned the game off if Lucic scored there.
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I would have turned off the universe
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This is too much Lucic content for me to last a year.
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Ritchie Rich
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Myers just gets physically dominated and stripped at will
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I recognize this canuck team…the one that gets into a game only to give a goal right back.
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Ridiculous how easy we are to play against
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Brett Ritchie is the strongest guy on the ice by far and can skate. It's almost weird that he's such a bad player.
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Myers is so embarrassing
Like you’re 6’8 and you get separated from the puck on the boards that easy?
Trade this guy ASAP
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Goalie gets whacked 6 times there.
No response from Hunt and Dermott. Then Boeser just does a controller disconnected fly-by. Just lol
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Can we just give up and let Martin play
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No way Demko was stopping that
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Dube’s 2nd of the night
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Canucks have a welcome mat down center ice.
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I got a feeling that Canucks aren’t going to make the playoffs. 
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How many 2-1’s do you want Demko to stop?
We f***ing suck
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Schenn tries the stretch. Gets intercepted and Dube with a hell of a shot.
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The dumb #### didn't even make an attempt to play the puck.
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That play where lucic outskated Myers to create the 2 on 1 earlier says how much we are overplaying him. Lucic shouldn’t be able to outskate anyone lol
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Well this game really took a turnnnnnnnn
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Zads with a trickler
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well that went from bad to worse to #### this pretty quickly
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If Tyler Myers never played for us again I couldn’t be happier
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Lmao Myers kicks it in through Demko.
Fitting end.
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I can't ####ing believe it.......
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It’s like Myers was built in some own-team-sabotaging freaking government lab. Ugh.
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Haha classic Canuck melt downs, let’s keep the boat a float for next season because change is bad.
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i almost don’t want to say this out loud but three straight must win games where we looked like we were in control and demko gave up three goals in a bunch
hope his brain doesn’t break the way luongo’s did
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Johnny with another EN
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We really need to move players this off-season.
Ugh, our defense needs work yet again.
f***, whatever.
I’m getting up there in age, I can’t stress in this #### no more.
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This score is still somehow flattering for us. We’ve sucked about as bad as we could in a must win game
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If that helped Gaudreau steal the Hart from Mcdavid/Matthews I'm for it lol
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Boeser got absolutely slaughtered at 5v5 tonight.
Which isn’t a surprise as he usually does against the better even strength teams
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I will cheer against Calgary in the playoffs. I don't care about Marky or Tanev getting a shot. In a battle of Alberta 2nd round I would cheer for Edmonton.....and then bathe in bleach
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Gaudreau has pubes on his face and Tkachuk has pubes on his head.
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Tier 1 Fans
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Looks like he covered all the tiers. 
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Have never seen a team as flukey as the flames
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What an ugly hit by Backlund on Chiasson.
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