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Originally Posted by GoinAllTheWay
Magpies.....I just effin hate those things.
I feel like there should be a "purge day" in the city where it's legal to sit in your backyard with a shotgun and go to town.
This would be, and it's not even close, the most anticipated day of my year. Eclipsing even Christmas.
Magpie purge day would be an event starting 48 hours in advance of "the big day" with tailgate parties, strategy sharing sessions, firearm prep and some sort of dance.
It would end at midnight and there would be a mass burning of the corpses as a warning to other magpies.
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Sounds like something Barry White would have opposed.