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SebC · 03-25-2022, 08:19 PM

I am the very model of a Russian Major-General
Communications with my squads are highly interceptable.
Coordinates of my position thus triangulatable.
Ukrainian artillery will soon fire an explosive shell.
The odds of my survival are much less than astronomical
If war were not a tragedy this would be rather comical.
Because I am important my demise will make the worldly news.
Zelensky will improve morale recounting it in interviews.

03-25-2022, 08:19 PM	#4593
SebC tromboner Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: where the lattes are Exp:	I am the very model of a Russian Major-General Communications with my squads are highly interceptable. Coordinates of my position thus triangulatable. Ukrainian artillery will soon fire an explosive shell. The odds of my survival are much less than astronomical If war were not a tragedy this would be rather comical. Because I am important my demise will make the worldly news. Zelensky will improve morale recounting it in interviews. __________________ "You can't swing a cat on the internet without hitting a goaltender apologist." Last edited by SebC; 03-25-2022 at 08:29 PM.