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The Terrible Two

We better not have Singh and Campbell I swear to ####ing God.

Buddha, Zeus, God one of you guys please let us win.
At the very least don’t forget us a #### announcing team.

ah #### we have to listen to harnarayan

Cassie campbell is so bad at color, she probably has no idea how obsessed she is with calgary in these games.

What did we ever do to deserve this unfortunate casting combo.

WTF sportsnet... we have to suffer through singh and campbell when calgary is at home, we shouldn't have to deal with their amateur homerism and singh's ridiculous overemoting at our home games. I'm gonna write a strongly worded letter.

Ok #### this. If it wasn't cassie calgary and overwrought singh i might stay and watch Boesser's last canuck game... But #### those two.

I am purely ECSTATIC for such great commentating by Cassie Campbell and Harnaryan Singh. Golly gee, they definitely provide commentating that lives up to the standard of J & J.
#### me.

####ing hell, I'm already annoyed. This is a home game, HOME FEED, and we're gonna have CCP sucking Flames' dick every time the play stops. Guarantee there will be Canucks commentary maybe twice the entire game. We'll score a goal and she'll start talking about the Flames. "Canucks scored a goal. So anyway, did you see how Flames Flame Flames".

Pregame Prophet

The next two games are when players that want to stay get injured (tweeks) and take themselves out of the game and those that want to traded push hard.
If they lose look to see what players sit the next game.

That is why Demko is playing tonight because if they lose then rumours can become reality
So this is really THE GAME that decisions are made if they lose.

The next game, Buffalo is also a decision maker but lose either and the sale starts
IMO Giroux trade talk has hesitated because of JT Miller and Horvat trade hints

Calgary sticks it to the Canucks, Demko gets pulled

Must Thingy Game

This is a must lose game so we see some changes. Obviously watching us win and following the “race” has been fun but if winning this weekend is what is hinging our sell or push, we need to lose

Literally a must win game.

i ALWAYS CHEER FOR TEAM TANK LETS GO!!! MYERS OEL

I will ALWAYS cheer for our superior Canucks to beat the #### out of the lames. Playoffs or not, only morons would cheer for our team to lose to the lames.

real canucks fans are cheering for a loss TEAM TANK always wins in the end

Sutter Hockey

Calgary is a scary team. Thats a well oiled machine right there. THey have Monahan as their 4th C. Dominate 1st line, no weak pairings.

calgarys got that energy like its the playoffs
we better have our #### together

That Flames forecheck.....that's what an elite team looks like, holy smokes.

WOW…14-5 shots on goal..

Wait til you see shot attempts and high danger chances. Shots and the scoreline flatter the #### out of how badly we have been dominated.

This is an NHL team versus a minor midget team

It’s almost like constructing your roster around being dominant 5v5 is a good idea


NAH let’s double down on Constructing this roster strictly around powerplays

I hate to say it but Flames are so legit this year. Way more so than when you guys finished 1st in the West.

Flames are organized. They are in position. They back check as a unit and break out as a unit. As a result they can let the puck do a lot more of the work. Pucks move faster than skaters.

It’s more than coaching…you have to have players that can consistently carry out their assignments. The Canucks don’t have those guys.

I think CGY is CAN's best chance to bring home the cup

Hanifin whips one in early

That's a really weak one for Demko to let in..

Oh god here we go

Lmaoooooo Cassie saying Hanifin will score on that every time

For the umpteenth time. Another slow start where they don't look ready to go. Remember Calgary played last night and went to overtime. It's just so frustrating and tiring. With this "performance" so far they are making the new regime decisions at the deadline much easier.

The flames played last night, but the Canucks look like the tired team.

Pathetic weak soft team that JB wasted 8 years building

Wow, the defense is show their warts early on in this game. Tighten that #### up.

High danger chances are like calgary 5-0 vancouver

Cassie: "hanafin scores that every single time from that spot"
Yes, Noah Hanafin who had 10 goals once and then single digits the rest of his career you ####ing idiot.

Tkachuk snipes

Tkachuk scores
As if I needed another reason to say #### Benning.

Pathetic defensive play

Blow up this #### team

Our defence can’t ####ing pivot besides Hughes

Yikes our defense so far

The defense on this team is so bad.

Demko needs to have those first 2, both weak short side shots

Boesers hand have gone to ####

EP right back to being slow and weak

OEL is not gud

Rasmus goes bar-in

Rasmus Andersson - taken with the pick we sent for Baertschi.

Thanks Jim!

We are going to get blown out tonight

Team is absolutely gassed. Lots of mental mistakes and issues keeping up with the play.

Yup. Blowout incoming.

sorry Demko but I hope the flames embarrass us tonight.. even then our 20 managers will need more time to talk it over and evaluate

Calgary has 6 shots and all 6 have been Grade A chances.

f*** the future. Gimme those 2 games of playoff revenue!

Getting in the playoffs and playing the flames will be a waste of 8 days

The defense looks like it's made up of beer league players.

Sell. Sell. Sell. Sell. Sell. Sell.

Sell you incompetent f***ers.

This is how I expected our last meeting to go so I'm not too upset... this is fine... fine.

Looks like the plan for riding Demko off into the sunset or bust isnt gonna work out

Look at the way the team changes at the bench. They look defeated already. No hustle, just lackadaisical

So for all the bitching about OEL, Horvat, Pettersson and Garland have been on the ice for all three goals. So....

Imagine trying to trade a Kings Ransom for Subban at $9 mill

Only to double down on your mistake and trade for an 30 year old $8.5 million dman showing signs of MASSIVE REGRESSION

LOLOL

1 HD scoring chance for

7 HD scoring chances against

Who in the literal FVCK gives up 7 HD scoring chances against in one period

OEL was on the ice for 5 of them

Shoot me now

You just know we are going to have to trade a first round pick + to unload that OEL contract in the future.

In the end hes gonna cost the team multiple firsts and seconds + cap space.

The saddest part is this isn’t even about effort, this is just Flames being better in every single aspect.

Lindholm Piles On

I hope someone gets traded mid-game.

WHICH TEAM PLAYED LAST NIGHT?????????????

It's 4-0, this game sucks.

Flames constantly going low blocker on demko and he cant seem to stop it.

"Canucks are looking much better"

Lindholm scores after Myers coughs up the puck after being gangbanged.

Playing a backup goalie with Gudbranson on the ice for three straight minutes and not scoring, you just knew the Flames were going to score immediately after. Pull Demko and let that hack Halak get shelled.

Canucks slim playoff hopes being put to bed by Tanev, Toffoli, and Gudbranson. Seems about right.
Blow it up, Patrik.

OEL is a 4/5 defenseman.

And that is being generous

You think Bruce ever wants to fake an injury to leave the bench and go drink

Bruce wondering when he will get some new players…

Five more years of OEL. He's so bad.

Bruce looks like he wants to body slam someone

Getting pooped on right now, a big flaming turd on the chest and it stinks.

13-2 high danger chances. Lol.

The good ol Darryl Sutter self high-stick

A true powerplay specialist highsticks himself and then scores on the ensuing PP. Cant catch a break tonight.

Pushes the stick right into his own face, that's one way to get a call Gaudreau

Kind of not fair for Johnny to score on the power play after high sticking himself, but still a nice shot.

Johnny Gaudreau is, at the moment, physically dominating this team.

Got to hand it to the Flames..they came out with a killer instinct in this game..Canucks are playing terrible….

He literally collapsed into his net

Can’t believe we traded for OEL, can’t believe we’re looking to re-sign Miller and pulled him from trade talks. So sick of this crap.

Well alright, that's more like... Oh.

Myers is the dumbest defenceman I have ever seen. Honestly not even close. I think Buff retired because he was sick of carrying Myers.

Last time I was this mad watching a hockey game was maybe like 2013 playoffs against SJ with that #### officiating.

Everything the previous nine years felt like we weren’t in reality anymore.

Gudbranson owning Myers is just like, holy f***.

I don't really like Gaudreau.

Flames going for the touchdown..tit for tat after we got one against them…

Rule Check

I would like it if neither team got points tonight, thank you.

No one in the pacific is catching the flames so I rather they win this game.

Yikes, buddy. Had to leave for a bit. Just saw the score.

I'm casually watching. Not pretty for Canucks fans. Guess it makes their decision to become sellers a bit easier.

The flames are angry tonight.

Lucic is so f***ing bad.

The ref should just gather all the flames players around to tell them how tripping works.

Gudbranson and Coleman dont seem to understand

Darryl Sutter hasn't checked the rule book in 30 years.

Maybe if they could add their two IQs together they could have the required brain power to understand

How about if the game got to 4-1 early. As we all know it’s the easiest lead to keep in hockey

Looks like Travis green is behind the bench again

I feel like the flames definitely watched tape on demko seems like they go low blocker every chance they get

What’s that like 3 goals that have gone low blocker?

Omg, lmao. RIP Nucks

If Vancouver keeps trading rushes, it's going to end up being 9-0

remember when quinn hughes said they wont lose 2 games in a row ever and then lost their next 2 games

5-0 the most dangerous lead in hockey. Come back starts now.