A new batch of Russian humor.
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There are two questions on the agenda: how to rule the world, and how to make a bag of potatoes last 3 months. What's interesting, every time the first question appears on the agenda, the second one follows.
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Instagram was blocked in Russia. The number of users in the Netherlands rose by 59 million.
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Judging from the way everyone is stocking up on toilet paper, Russians are feeling very optimistic about the food situation.
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Roskomnadzor (The Russian censorship agency) demanded that the Russian media use “a decade of Russian culture in Ukraine” instead of "war".
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The Russian soldiers who captured Kherson started building dachas for command personnel out if habit.
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In the event of a nuclear war, WHO recommends wearing two masks at once.
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And of course this, I posted a variation of this, but this is relevant... (not sure if posted already).
A man is standing with a sign in a square in Russia. The police comes and arrests him.
"Why are you arresting me, it's an empty sign?"
"Everything is clear anyway."
This joke is special, because this recently really happened:
https://twitter.com/user/status/1502687513655361537