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Another batch of jokes:

Radio Yerevan was asked, is it true that the economic sanctions have stopped all Russian exports? A: Not true at all, in fact in the last two weeks we have exported record numbers of equipment for the Ukrainian military!

Radio Yerevan was asked, is it true that fascists are taking over our beloved neighbour Ukraine? A: Sadly it is true, although the takeover has been taking longer than expected.

Radio Yerevan was asked, how long will the stock exchanges remain closed? A: It's difficult to say at this time, but the last time they were closed for 75 years.

"America is effed," thought Pavel Semyonovich, when he saw "out of dollars" sign at the currency exchange counter.

Jack Daniel's withdrew from Russia. That was the last drop.

France is withdrawing French kisses.

Apple Pay in 2022 means you pick apples in an orchard and sell them 5M rubles a bag.

If you are feeling useless, remember that some people in Russia have a degree in international relations.

[Just a little while ago people were angry that the politicians were stealing everything, and now everyone is saying "why the #### couldn't you just steal in peace?"

He Who Cannot Be Talked About started The Thing That Cannot Be Named, and now people are going to the banks to withdraw The Thing That Cannot Be Withdrawn.