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Originally Posted by 81MC
Jesus guys. My single daughter will be 3 months next week, and I swear I'm falling asleep upright half the time. Saints each and every one of you.
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Nah, you'll get here. I basically didn't want to live when I had babies. Life was miserable.
My wife always reminds me of a line that has gone down in history in our house:
Two kids under two. Both crying inconsolably in the middle of the night. We tried to calm them down and nothing worked. That's when I said: "Fata 'em both, I'm going back to sleep." And I did. I just went back to sleep with two screaming banshees losing their ####.
Babies are hard AF. I don't understand how people can have such low expectations for their own enjoyment out of life that they actually like having a baby in the house.
Shockingly, it's worth it as they grow up, but it took many years to get to the point where I was able to say that honestly.