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Originally Posted by Itse
My friend Vera (native Russian speaker who's family escaped from Soviet Russia and who has vowed to never ever step a foot in that country again) is keeping it light in her FB by translating Russian humour she's seeing on social media.
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"In 1978 my classmates condemned me as a traitor of the Fatherland. In 1981 they somehow found out my address and asked me to send them some jeans. In 1987 they asked for an invitation, just to see [the country she was living in]. In the 1990's they suggested doing business together. In 2000's they asked for advice in buying real estate and opening bank accounts. In 2010's they sent photos from 5-star resorts. In 2014 they told me to go #### myself because of my position on Crimea. Now they are calling me a Bandera kike because of my position on Ukraine.
The circle has closed.
Now I am expecting them to ask for jeans again."
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This one, in particular, is very reminiscent.