Oh, and a couple of
Radio Yerevan jokes. (These are in part jokes about state media, and date back to the Soviet era.)
"Radio Yerevan was asked: can you get 15 years in prison for calling Putin a stupid homicidal a-hole?"
Radio Yerevan answers: Yes you can, because that's a state secret."
"Radio Yerevan was asked, is it true that half the Russian government are crooks and the other half are greedy fools?
Radio Yerevan answers: we can assure you, that half of the government are NOT crooks, and half of them are NOT greedy fools."
Radio Yerevan was asked, is it true that Grigori Grigorievich captured a whole platoon of Ukrainians with a single tank in Kiev?
Radio Yerevan answers: It's true, but it wasn't in Kiev but rather in Minsk, and it wasn't a platoon but rather three retirees, and he didn't capture them but rather they stole his tank."
"Radio Yerevan was asked, what banks will be safe after the crisis?
Radio Yerevan answers, we can guarantee it's safe to keep your money both under the pillow AND under the mattress."
"Radio Yerevan was asked, if the operation in Ukraine is going according to plan, why is our economy collapsing after the first week?
Radio Yerevan answers: Wait until you see the plans for the second week!"
Plus a tweet. I think you need to click it to see the whole text.
https://twitter.com/user/status/1500456980774797316