It makes me happy that ####tymorph is posting on Reddit again. If you don't know him he's an S-tier troll who responds to threads with posts that start out as compelling stories that are perfectly suited for the topic, but suddenly pivot with the comment, "in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table."
He gets me every time. Every time.
https://old.reddit.com/user/####tymorph
The censored part is the S word.