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Old 02-14-2022, 05:14 PM   #364
Inglewood Jack
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Originally Posted by blankall View Post
They never really explained what Boba Fett's operation was even. He's not into spice/drugs, slavery, human trafficking, smuggling weapons, etc... what exactly is he doing? Are the townspeople paying him tribute to protect them?
Boba is the worst fictional crime lord of all time

Boba: The Pyke Syndicate is coming and we must combine our strength to stop them!

Alien Godfathers: ...nah

Boba: ok, well at the very least please don't interfere when I battle them all by myself

Aliens: ...uh sure

Next Day: instant betrayal

Boba (nervously pulling antenna): I don't get no respect...

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Originally Posted by undercoverbrother View Post
And don't even get me started on two experienced fighters standing in a kill zone getting shot.
Mando: we have the power of flight and can jump to any separate rooftop for maximum cover and higher ground advantage

Boba: nah mate let's stand still really close together in the middle of the street and go down slowly while shots continuously plink off our armour

Mando: this is the way
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