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Old 02-14-2022, 03:08 PM   #600
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It's cool, sometimes we can cut our neighbours to the North a break. Let them think we're making a mistake on this "mediocre" team as it's likely the only reprieve they get from their agonizing existence.

They go out and get "THE" UFA forward in Zach Hyman.

...we sign Blake Coleman to a more reasonable deal.

They spent two 2nd round picks on 9 games of Andreas Athanasiou

...we trade a 1st, a B prospect, a 5th and a dump for 2.5 years of Tyler Toffoli

We sign Jacob Markstrom

...they extend a 400 year old belly flopper

We hire Darryl Sutter

...they hire Jay something or other

We sign Chris Tanev

...they pay Nurse $9.25M
This is beautiful.

Thank you.
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