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Old 03-21-2007, 09:47 AM   #47
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I have not heard Mayer's body of work, but he does deserve a special place in Hell for Your Body is a Wonderland. To use a hockey cliche, that is a howler "he would like to have back". Blender generously rated it as the 28th Worst Song Ever:

http://www.blender.com/guide/articles.aspx?id=786

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JOHN MAYER
“Your Body is a Wonderland” 2001
Get this man a cold shower

“Ohhh,” the women of the world sigh, “why can’t I just find a nice guy — you know, someone who’ll compare my breasts to a theme park?” Yearn no more, ladies! Drool never sounded as sweet as it does on this slow-stirred ode to daytime sex — but even from the otherwise charming Mayer, it’s still drool. What’s more, sunny acoustic guitars belie some creepy undertones: When Mayer rasps “Discover me discovering you” and “I’ll use my hands,” it sounds as though he’s sitting in a dark room, playing pocket pool to a camera he planted in the women’s lavatory.

Worst Moment Mayer describes the “deep sea of blankets” on his bed. Ewww!

If your songs are routinely played by Don, Joanne and the Coach, it is time to go back to the drawing board.
Thats the problem. People judge him on one of his first singles. I agree, that song is terrible. That being said, people that judge him on that are ignorant on this topic and shouldn't form an opinion until they listen to what he does now. You still don't like him after that? Fine, I don't care. I think all Metal "music" is terrible. Everyone has their preferences.
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