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Originally Posted by sketchyt
I don't own this game and have no idea how to play. It's probably above my pay grade to understand but god damn do I love reading people's experiences playing it.
What's the craziest/funniest/weirdest stories to come out of you (or anyone else) playing?
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I always love people getting killed by a carp while sitting by a pond, that is just funny.
But the all-time wackiest, I was trying to dislodge some titles within my Dynasty, the murders were going well...
Until I ran into this baby, tried to kill him when he was a baby (0 years old), but the rascal discovered my scheme and despite still 95% chance avoided me killing him. I continued to try until he was an adult, always with a 95% chance and always failing.
When he finally was an adult he decided to raise up with a claimant war and stole one of my two (and primary) Kingdom titles, it was the Kingdom of Sicily. So I then spent a lot of time gathering allies and trying to prepare to take back my title. At the time, I was also fighting off the Byzantine Empire because I was doing an achievement run, and my second Kingdom was conquered from their territory. I had also converted to French, because of the achievement and my people and those around me weren't liking me.
I eventually took back the Kingdom and relegated him to a Duchy; however, I was still unable to kill him, so he died not of my hands. For revenge, I was decided to continue killing those in their line until they started liking me at that point they have lost their Duchy title and only had one County left.
Edit: Another fun thing I did, had a Tamil ruler invade England and rename the Kingdom title "West British Trading Company".