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My GF has been trying to get into hockey and had a survey for 50% off tickets for the next three games. Told her "this was probably the only team we wouldn't be bent over and spanked so hard our teeth would be rattled out" but this is lava-hot liquid poo hockey.
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Had to lol at this. That poor girl is never going to watch hockey again. OR hopefully just becomes a Flames fan