How can it get any better than this?
https://www.vice.com/en/article/5dgd...rest-us-canada
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One of Canada’s most notorious trolls attempted to escape to the U.S. on foot and seemingly forgot to pack anything that would aid him in fleeing through the harsh Canadian wilderness, got lost, and had to have border patrol called in to rescue him.
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"I do know one thing to say: Never go on some kind of a hike or whatever without a compass,” she said. ”One of the issues that we had is he didn't know how to share his location. And he also took the wrong bag, I guess. He didn't have a flashlight, he didn't have a thermal blanket. I mean, these are things that you should have if you're going to be going on a long trip.
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