Man the longer you keep the vibrator the weirder you look. Repair the packaging as much as you can and bring it over to them ASAP.
Now I'm also wondering if this legit. Two days in a row? What kind of packaging does a vibrator come in and didn't you realize something was unusual as you were opening it?
Feels more like a set up for an adult movie. Wrapping it up and bringing it over as a gift with a bottle of wine? Seriously?
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