11-06-2021, 11:26 PM
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Franchise Player
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Around the League Report
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Will this game be a statement? Will the team get revenge on both the first Calgary game and last night's #### show? Will they prove that "if Igor was in net last night, e-z win no sweat"? Where does Laf play? Did Gallant have his coaching staff fire the team up, and does he even know the name of every player on the team yet, does it even matter? What is real? Dada is life.
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The Bread-Off
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Please don't get lit up by the manginapain kid again
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Is Panarin's brain functioning? Guy seems like he can barely stay upright.
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Bread passed to Kakko???? Has the whole f***ing world gone crazy???????
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Mangiapani, he is clearly on the wrong team, he belongs in NY with a name like that. Sounds like a delicious Italian dish.
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Lmao Panarin hit the linesman
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Panarin tried to cycle and boarded the ref.
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Bread got no mojo this year.
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Mony on the PP
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Why are all four PKers in the same corner? Wtf was that??
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That was a nice play, the Rangers should try to do that.
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We didn’t understand the assignment.
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I’d love to not give up another ppg
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Rangers outshot and outchanced again that period.
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I hate watching these other teams’ power plays. They are urgent and look dangerous. Then I see ours, which is a predictable game of ‘stand in your spot & pass the puck around the perimeter waiting for something to change ‘
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Friendly Fire
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You have got to be kidding me...This team's lack of synchronicity is leading to friendly fire injuries.
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NO NOT CHYTIL!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!
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Unbelievable. This guy cannot stay healthy.
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Don't worry they're building up their toughness by colliding with each other.
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Fil literally running into people pretty consistently.
Also Sam and Joe still lost
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Every time Chytil gets going he gets hurt. Sucks
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That looks like a concussion. Welcome back Gregory McKeggory.
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Took 3 minutes of play for McKegg to get recalled
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Alan Fux and Alexei Lafranchise
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"Deflected up into the netting by Adam Fux"
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How many times is Sam going to explain the Adam Fox trade history in this game? He's done it twice already.
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I don't think I've heard any 2 people pronounce Laffreniere's name the same way this entire season lol.
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Lol that was embarassing Lafreniere, just pull up on a clear 50/50 puck because you are too scared to be hit.
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Guaranteed Fox goal tonight with the boos
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LOL WHY ARE THE FLAMES FANS BOOING ADAM FOX SO LOUD AND HARD???
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Move on Calgary Fox was just not that into you.
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I mean, I don’t like the booing every time Fox touches the puck, but with the way they’ve played and we haven’t shown up, I guess it gives them the right to be full petty.
A game is just a battle. With Fox locked up, we’ve already won the war.
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lol offside there can be no joy
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Play was offside 5 minutes before the goal
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f*** this and everything I'm done for the evening. That was goal of the year material and it's f***ing coming back.
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It would be nice if just once Laffy would show SOME evidence of why the whole hockey world said he was a generational talent.
I have seen NOTHING to indicate he is anything more than a surprisingly good third round find.
First rounder? 1st OVERALL?
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Feels bad to say, but Laf is actually a straight up bad player currently.
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Fetch me the Whipping Boy
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What a dumb pass by Strome
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Could Strome be any lazier trying to keep that puck in?
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I hate Ryan Strome. Just hate.
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Strome is so f***ing lazy. Fight me.
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Strome was delayed on the tarmac for 3 hours on that backcheck
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The sooner we move on from Strome the better for the whole team
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Richardson from Shilly
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Have you ever seen a team with teammates running into each other so much in one game?!?
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Imagine if we ever got easy random goals like these last two?
last one guy shanks a moon shot that bounces thru everything. Ridiculous goal
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Do all the Rangers on the ice get a -1 for that since the PP just expired?
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This team has no spirit. They're mentally broken. This season might be a bad one.
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This is an embarrassing game.
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Sigh, this team is just unlikeable and becoming hard to root for with the effort and style of play.
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This team is really not so great at the forechecking/coming in waves style -- at least not yet. I wonder if we are going to become a counterattack team ultimately.
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Strome f***ing sucks. Covering no one on goal #2. He is useless
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I will never forgive Chris Drury/James Dolan for this as long as I live.
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Johnny with a garbage goal
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Flames just own us. We played SO good against a GREAT Edmonton team last night, we are just tired. And this is a west coast trip, gotta give the team a little leeway.
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george’s ####tiness is rubbing off on shesterkin
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We might wanna think about acquiring centers that actually play center
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this team f***ing sucks. imagine me, being f***ing dumb enough to have hope for this season.
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Embarassing is the word. Offensive BLACK HOLE
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Look at Tkachuk in front of the net on that third goal. A madman. Could you imagine any of our players doing that in front of the opponent net? I would be shocked
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Johnny with a trickler
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Man alive. Ugly, ugly, ugly.
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Man Shesterkin has been #### tonight too not for nothing
zero positives
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This one's over. Shesty with the rare howler.
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that’s the worst goal shesterkin’s ever given up
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Glad I'm watching this World's Toughest Prisons series instead of this garbage.
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Two games against Flames are worst for Rangers. we getting out-coached aside from other issues. Gorton and J D deserved to go just for signing Trouba.
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Goose Egg Goalie
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f***ing hate Markstrom, have since he came into the league with Florida
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We haven't tested him much...17 shots
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Why does it seem like every time we have a nice shift of cycling offensively we inevitably settle for an unscreened shot from far out?
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They’re trying to make it out like Markstrom has been the difference tonight.
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Let’s just never play the Flames again
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god ####ing damn it what a save
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Oh, gee, a weak odd man rush with a wide angle shot. What a response.
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Cripes, that would have been a nice goal, but Markstrom is determined to get his shutout tonight.
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that glove is hot tonight
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Looch with a floater
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When Lucic scores on you, it’s F’ing over.
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No bounces whatsoever tonight, might as well collect them all in this game
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Lucic has more goals than Kakko.
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Lucic has more points this season than Lafreniere & Kakko combined
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Flames single handedly ruining Igor’s stats
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Igor looks shook. I hope this doesn't hurt his confidence too much.
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Nemeth/Tinordi have given up goals on back to back shifts. here they are again for consecutive shift #3
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Flames ####ing embarrassing us... our lucky hot start has seriously cooled down
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Shesterkin is worse than Georgiev.
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I have a visceral hate for Tinordi. like I did for McLeod. Lazy, stupid, worthless sack of #### on skates
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Gallant has lost the plot like Ole
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Chucky between the Legs
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Another game...another goal of the year candidate. Laughing stock of the main boards.
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Looks light an embarrassingly high percentage of the NHL's weekly highlights are going to be goals against the Rangers. They must be so proud of themselves.
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these fkn guys, playing like they wanted to get on the plane before the game started.
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With all the highlight reel goals against the Rangers, the entire world will have a chance to see just how tough to play against they are.
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Remember when we were up 4-1 yesterday? We’ve been out scored 11-1 since.
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How about someone levels Tkachuk for showing us up?
Go Edmonton. The small minded Calgary fans are still giving Fox #### when they're up 6 goals. Classy.
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This team should be collectively embarrassed for not giving Tkachuk the business after showing them up on that 6th goal.
There's no pride. The room is just like the GM. Milquetoast and apathetic, just like our GM. Bet you last night and tonight's games won't ruin his weekend.
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I know it’s some sick torture porn, but I’m going to dream tonight about what Torts would do to the T-birds tonight
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So the Rangers are…
WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE!
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The culture of this team is rotten to the f***ing core. The T - Birds have a grip on that locker room. We need to send in sandy and break em up
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Everyone Hates Us
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Hrudey sharing how he got speed bagged by the Oilers during his career.
No wonder he hates the Oilers.
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Markstrom played well. The flames didn't take their feet off the gas pedal.
Rangers looked like they didn't know there was a game today.
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Yay, the sarcastic Flames likes are coming. Apparently its a thing.
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So the Rangers are a bit overrated I'd say
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They just play like this against Calgary. Its inexplicable. Complete no show. The Fox goal may have changed how this one rolled but I dunno. Rangers in a tough division and had a good record before this weekend.
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f***.
The Flames are for real.
Excuse me while I go puke.
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Markstrom is on pace for like 30 shutouts this year
Totally won’t regress at all
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