11-01-2021, 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by topfiverecords
So Brad confirmed that rumours are factual. Not these rumours, but rumours in general can be factual.
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From the incomparable ‘Yes, Minister’:
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Bernard Woolley:
[Discussing possible reasons for the Prime Minister's early retirement] Minister, I've heard something quite different.
James Hacker:
What?
Bernard Woolley:
That there is £1 million worth of diamonds from South Africa in a Downing Street safe, but of course it's only a rumour.
James Hacker:
Is that true?
Bernard Woolley:
Oh, yes.
James Hacker:
So, there ARE all those diamonds in Downing Street!
Bernard Woolley:
Are there?
James Hacker:
You just said there were.
Bernard Woolley:
No, I didn't.
James Hacker:
Yes, you did! You said you'd heard this rumour, I said is it true, you said yes!
Bernard Woolley:
I said yes, it was true that it was a rumour.
James Hacker:
You said you heard it was true!
Bernard Woolley:
No, I said it was true that I heard it!
Annie Hacker:
I'm sorry to cut into this important discussion, but do you believe it?
James Hacker:
I believe I heard it. Oh, about the diamonds. No.
Annie Hacker:
Is it impossible?
James Hacker:
No, but it's never been officially denied. First rule in politics: never believe anything until it's officially denied.
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