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Originally Posted by GGG
Did you tell her you murdered her hamster?
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I came clean. Resisted the urge to cast the blame on her for leaving the hamster in its ball.
Turned out Christmas was a good time for it to happen, because with the gifts and excitement she forgot about the hamster. Mostly. Now it has become a family legend, with my boot of the hamster ball growing more reckless and brutal every year.