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Originally Posted by Cecil Terwilliger
Dearest Sam Bennett, I must leave you. Why, I cannot say. Where, you cannot know. How I will get there, I haven't decided yet. But one thing I can tell you, any time I hear a fart blow it will whisper the name Sam Bennett. And so let us part with a love that will echo through the ages. — Flames fans
Dear Flames Fans, welcome to dumpsville. Population: you. — Sam Bennett
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If you replace "wind" with "fart" this is a top shelf post worthy of the CP hall of fame. I've taken the liberty of marking it up myself.
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