Everyone: "Wow, look at all the possibilities! A fun offensive team like the Jays who lead the MLB in home runs and clearly deserve to be in given their run differential! An upstart team like the Mariners who have no business gutting their way to 90+ wins and haven't been in the postseason for decades and finally might be back! What excitement!"
MLB: "LOL Nope Red Sox v. Yankees again."
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