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RichieRich · 09-03-2021, 01:06 PM

How goes the assimilation project of your female leader and knower of all? ��#♂️

As I tell the story… “I didn’t know girls could fart until I got married”. That one usually earns me a few penalty points especially in public.
Only outdone by when the cashier asks if I need any bags and I look over and say “no thanks already got one”. I don’t think I’ve been forgiven for that one yet… it’s been quite a few years too.

09-03-2021, 01:06 PM	#91
RichieRich First Line Centre Join Date: Dec 2017 Exp:	How goes the assimilation project of your female leader and knower of all? ��#♂️ As I tell the story… “I didn’t know girls could fart until I got married”. That one usually earns me a few penalty points especially in public. Only outdone by when the cashier asks if I need any bags and I look over and say “no thanks already got one”. I don’t think I’ve been forgiven for that one yet… it’s been quite a few years too. Last edited by RichieRich; 09-03-2021 at 01:07 PM. Reason: Stupid autocorrect totally changing words and meanings.