Next thing you know, you'll be wearing sweaters and dress pants when you're at home. And learning to enjoy the next big fad diet, because she thinks you could stand to use a few pounds. Oh and why can't you be more like her father. And get rid of that mullet. And shouldn't we get a more sensible car.
(Think I got everything out of the way)
I have no advice to give, supposedly I'm a horrible person to live with.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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