[Bring_Back_Shantz]

Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz

This guy gets it.
I mean, it's a shame that he's the only one that understands this and is the one that has to explain it to the rest of you dumb dumbs, you know, on account of the fact that he eats babies, (in fact, there's a non-zero chance he is in fact famed baby eater Marek Zidlicky).

Don't deny it FireItUp.
The clear truth is, there is still a lot of debate about whether or not you eat babies.
I mean, hear I am talking about you eating babies, if there wasn't any debate that you, FireItUp, ate babies, would I be here talking about it?
Of course not.

So clearly the jury is still out on whether or not FireItUp eats babies.
In fact, it might explain why he doesn't want all those drug companies to use fetal cells.
If they stop doing that, more babies for him and, of course, Marek Zidlicky.

So based on the clear fact that there is still a lot of debate about this, I'm gonna stick with my gut and say that FireItUp does in fact eat babies, you know, because of all of the debate about it.

It has come to my attention that Marek Zidlicky does not in fact eat babies. My apologies to Marek and the rest of the Zidlicky family.
I did not mean to defame him in any way, especially in light of the fact that it is well known that Marek Zidlicky in fact eats kittens, NOT babies.
I regret any confusion this may have caused, I promise to do better in the future.