OMG!
Hopefully it's not too late, you'll need quick corrective action before this goes horribly wrong.
Here's what I suggest: put the keg against the wall, place the spout in your mouth, do a handstand against the wall on the keg, turn nozel with tongue, push yourself up and down and use your forehead to engage the pump.
One-man keg-stand the rest, soldier. Hurry, there's not much time left and the ridicule will be swift and punishing if that beer goes bad.
Extra points if its OV or Winchester.
EDIT:
Quote:
Originally Posted by rubecube
Went home tonight and it was pretty flat and skunky. Good news is there was very little left, so I didn't feel like I had wasted that much.
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NOOOoooOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo..........!
I tried to warn you. 3 words:
Man.
Up.
Wuss.