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Originally Posted by calf
I had a similar guy a couple of months ago.
Him: Count to three
Me: one-two-three
Him: A child in Africa just died
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I'd have a ton of fun with that. I'd go with the
"How can you be completely sure? You see, that is simply a statistic. But it is possible that since you came to my door, not a single child in Africa has died. While it's not very likely, it is possible. You could be wrong. So please, get your facts straight before you come to my door. Goodbye"