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Old 08-06-2021, 02:23 PM   #47
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Does Holland not understand how the napkin negotiation works.

In the real world

Holland - "I'm going to write my offer on this napkin, and you Mr Agent are going to write what your client wants on your napkin. Then we'll exchange them and it gives us an idea of range for negotiation"

In the Oilays world.

Holland places a napkin and pen in front of an agent - "Now you're going to write down what your client wants and give it to me"

Agent - "And your going to write down what your willing to pay and we negotiate right?"

Holland -"Neogiatewhatnow?"

Agent - "All these zeros barely fit on the napkind" Does a mental high five.
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