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GreenLantern2814 · 08-02-2021, 04:37 PM

The implications of this Sonnet insurance commercial are staggering.

This guy created four replicants of himself while his wife was at work and immediately enslaved them, putting them to work on his house.

Are they all married to the same woman?

Are the replicants covered by Sonnet in the event they get injured by a power tool?

When the project is finished, is he going to kill them? Let them go free into the world? If he did kill them, would he be charged with a crime?

Is it murder to kill your own replicant slaves?

What if the replicants put his wife through the machine?

Why did he waste his time replicating himself when he could’ve replicated, I don’t know, gold. Lithium. A drum of oil.

Pay someone to finish this project with your newfound billions, ####in psychopath.

Actually, it seems like “…uh, we saved $600 a year on insurance” is about as reasonable reaction as can be expected if you walk into that nightmare.

08-02-2021, 04:37 PM	#3262
GreenLantern2814 Franchise Player Join Date: Mar 2011 Exp:	The implications of this Sonnet insurance commercial are staggering. This guy created four replicants of himself while his wife was at work and immediately enslaved them, putting them to work on his house. Are they all married to the same woman? Are the replicants covered by Sonnet in the event they get injured by a power tool? When the project is finished, is he going to kill them? Let them go free into the world? If he did kill them, would he be charged with a crime? Is it murder to kill your own replicant slaves? What if the replicants put his wife through the machine? Why did he waste his time replicating himself when he could’ve replicated, I don’t know, gold. Lithium. A drum of oil. Pay someone to finish this project with your newfound billions, ####in psychopath. Actually, it seems like “…uh, we saved $600 a year on insurance” is about as reasonable reaction as can be expected if you walk into that nightmare. __________________ ”All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you.” Rowan Roy W-M - February 15, 2024 Last edited by GreenLantern2814; 08-02-2021 at 04:40 PM.