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Old 07-23-2021, 05:51 PM   #29
McG
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Originally Posted by cannon7 View Post
I would hire a chimpanzee as my new assistant GM. He would need to wear a train conductor uniform at all times. He would make all my draft picks. They would all be invalidated as there is no player named "banana" available. He would be the one to go to the podium to announce our pick and he would knock Bettman out cold with the microphone.

Beat that, Treliving.
This sounds suspiciously like an oilers pick without the Katz kid, rose ceremony and casting couch.
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