People are funny.
Anyway, being turned gay by seeing a silhouette of Prince playing guitar is not as bad as it used to be.
I mean, don't these people know, they can cure their young kids who recently had dreams of being a QB in the NFL, but are now treading down that immoral path to homosexuality.
Ask Ted Haggard, the recently disgraced minister who denounced homosexuality, only to be outed as a crack crazed frequent flyer of a gay escort. After 3 weeks of intensive therapy, he is now back to being a 100% heterosexual. Maybe soon they will have the hetero patch, where you can wear it in 6 week 3 step program, that will wean you off homoism.
So never fear parents, there is a cure.
http://www.denverpost.com/ci_5164921